I was sunbathing by the pool when my friend, Rose, looked over. "Are you gaining weight?" she asked. I didn't think I looked THAT big, but she instepsisted that I looked "poochy." Poochy? Did she see that big belly in front of her? If she was going to try and fat-shame me, I was going to do it to her too. I moved over and started shaking her bulging belly. "Man, that is huge," I said, letting her soft stomach jiggle in my hands. But that only further motivated her to go after me.